Revenge

Saturday night.
Went out for a few drinks
Got home with hot chips and garlic sauce.
Ate them.
Went to bed.
5 am.
Wake up.
Am the most dehydrated person in the world.
Need water or may die.
So drag myself out of bed..
Get to kitchen.
Turn on light.
Look at sink to find a glass.
There is a mouse.
Just sitting there.
Staring at me.
I swear it gave me the finger before it jumped off behind the fridge.
I tried to scream.
No sound came out.
Had to get a drink from the bathroom tap instead.
Back to bed.
Couldn't sleep for fear on mouse getting into bed with me.
Sunday morning set traps.
Peanut butter and 59p work of spring loaded black plastic.
Monday morning.
6.45am.
Snap.
Me 1, Mouse 0.