Babies

A lot of my friends have babies.
That is great.
I love a baby.
Bring them on.
It there is a bay around , I will have it, I will hold it, I can feed it, whatever you need.
I love those babies.
So, these friends of mine.
The ones with the babies.
Are doing somethin gthat drives me bonkers...
This one thing about that they are all doing lately...
Sunglasses.
baby sunglasses.
Why the f**k would you put sunglasses on a baby?
I don't get it !!
I mean come on, its not necessary is it?
This stupid plastic pick elastic strap sunglasses things on the babies.
They look ridiculous!
Sure its sunny sometimes, but keep your baby in the shade if you don't want sun in its eyes.
When I was a kid no one had baby sunglasses and we all turned out fine so why now do babies need sun glasses?
It is crazy.
And really, if one more person asks me how cute I think little baby looks with glasses on I think I may vomit on the baby.
Really, do I have to answer!
Please.
So so unnecessary and stupid.
What a joke.
And don't get me started on babies with earrings...
O.M.G