Got another one

Ah, these crazy English and their crazy words for fruit and vegatables that are not the real names, but some fancy made up names that I have never heard of.
Today I ate a Clementine, and yesterday I ate a Satsuma.
Wow, they were great and whilst I was eating them, I was thinking, mmm...you are orange, from the citrus family, I have to peel you, and you are in little segments and you taste hella familiar...
Are you perhaps...a mandarin?
Why yes, you are!
But you are called some stupid posh name but you are the humble mandarin in disguise
I thought the Mounge Trout was bad enough but now I have Satsumas to deal with.