Famous people that I don't know

Went to a work party last night for More magazine. It is a crappy celebrity mag and it is known for its 'Sex position of the Week' = classy.
Any way, went to he party in Mayfair (that's Blue in monopoly) and it was filled with celebs, really lame celebs but still.
All of this years Big Brother housemates were there, Brian the winner, the twins and the runners up and even Jonti the really weird one and this girl called Charley who is the most hatted housemate EVER over here.
That stupid mole Jade Goody was there and looking rough as ever and the best one was Danielle Lloyd, she is a hella famous page 3 girl who dates footballers and it a bit fat in real life but still pretty so I talked to her for a bit and she was nice enough but not that smart.
I was waiting for Jordan to turn up but she didn't - it was that kind of party.