My job rules

So, you think you have a good job.
You think your boss is nice.
Then your boss asks you how to shuffle songs on a I pod, you say 'don't know'.
He asks why, you say 'I don't have a I Pod' so I don't know'.
Then you get to work to day, and your boss presents you with an brand spanking new 8 gig, hot pink I pod with video and everything on it.
Because he thinks I should have one.
Works for me.