Blood = boiling

I have decided to move out, I have no idea where I will move to but I can not put up with the shit that I am currently dealing with for any longer.

Exhibit A:

Hi there,

I know Dave is away this weekend, but we really need to give the house a proper clean...as I feel I've been doing it off and on now for a few months, and we still haven't got around to agreeing about a cleaning rota, It gets to level of dirtiness I can't stand, and so find myself having to do it again and again.
(sorry to moan, I know it's so boring. I'm just really fed-up ;o(
My old flat-mates and I cleaned together and got it done in 30 mins or so, which isn't so depressing as doing it on your own, and you get more done faster.
Could we do it together this weekend/evening Dan? Saturday morning-ish is always better for me, as I just like to get it out of the way...and enjoy the rest of my weekend.
We could get it done quickly in an hour or so, like we did months ago?
SO SORRY for long email, and sounding like a broken/moaning record, we never seem to really talk about this, or sort anything out. /rant over.... ;o)
Cheers
S x

Ok, so you are a gay bitch, and you are right.It is boring and you are moaning and ranting and the fact you put a freaking wink on the email makes you lamer than lame.

So I reply:

I am not sure what I am up to this Saturday so may not be around/awake.
We are never going to find a date that the 3 of us can do this so lets just split it.
This weekend, I will do the kitchen and the lounge, if you want to do the bathroom?
Then , I will write on the calendar our names so each weekend we take turns in doing the whole house and we can do it at time that suits.

D

Which I think was a pretty straight forward response..apparently not.

EXHIBIT B:

Hi there
I'm also not sure what I'm up to on Sat, and I'm not suggesting we do it early morning....but I guess we all have-to make certain compromises....
Hardly any cleaning has been done over the last few months, so it's not much to ask really...
Sorry, I'm feeling really fed-up as I feel I have-to make compromises....when I also want to go out and enjoy the weekends with my friends as much as I can too..
Of course people should clean at a time that suits....it can be whenever doesn't have-to be weekends.....but up until now no-one has, the place just gets more and more dirty and because I can't bear it anymore, I find myself having to do it.
When I got back from Wales on Monday evening a few weeks back, the place was grim and I found myself having to vacuum throughout, and clean the bathroom.
Certainly not something I felt like doing, I was peeved no-one had bothered to do anything ...and to be honest with you, it's like that almost every weekend...
I don't want to live like this anymore, taking showers in a grimy bath, sitting in a messy lounge, etc....it's horrible.
We need to write down exactly what needs doing, as no-one vacuums the stairs, or washes the dirty floors but me....so a full-list would make it more fair....
S x

Ok, so I am still at work, I am dreading going home because heaven help me from completely loosing my sh*t at her when I see her whining face.
The thing I love the most is that she has to justify that she will also be out on Saturday as she is soooo popular and has sooo many friends.
What a fruit cake, this stupid woman.
Here is a thought, if you can not live like this, then MOVE OUT!!!

P.S my house is not dirty, my flatmate is a freak with serious OCD.