Friday, October 30, 2009

Dumpsville. Population you.

Breaking up is never fun.
It generally sucks for all parties involved.
So last night I broke it off with my BF. I just was not feeling it and was not into it any more so it had to end.
I have been dumped before and it sucks the big one so I was not looking forward to it and I have done some dumping in my time but it does not get any easier.

But then, I love when you do break up with people that as soon as it is done, there true colours show and you start to see exactly how much of an idiot they are and that then confirms any doubts that you had about maybe you were a bit harsh.

This is what has happened.
I called him to break it off -admittedly not the nicest way to welcome anyone to dumpsville but hey, I just needed to do it and I was not ready to do it at my Halloween party so the phone was the only option.
I said, id like to meet up next week to talk face to face etc, he said ok, he would see.
Then I get to work and go on facebook just to see what he is up to and he has deleted me - way to go douche bag, Cause for the record, (apart from 3) I am friends with everyone I have ever dated, I see no point in ending it badly. But guess he does not want to be friends, or at least pretend to be friends.

Then to top it all off, he has sent my best friend a friend request - um hello, what part of you thinks that she would..
A. Not tell me
B. Add you as a friend
C . Want anything to do with you know I have broken up with you, its not like you were friends!

Man, why does this always happen to me, why do they always turn out to be such jerks!
I rang him to have a massive go at him but surprise surprise, no answer.
Seriously what game is he trying to play, cause if he is trying to piss me off, then mission accomplished!

So after 3 /4 months, it turns out he is a pathetic loser who wants to act like a child. Funny that as he told me he loved me and wanted to take me home for Christmas...what a dork.

Every f**king monkey this side of Soho...

I often wonder if my job is suited to me. I do tend to hate it at times and the following link is a brilliant summary of some of the sh*t that I deal with every day, in and out.

Really, I was crying watching this, as it is so true. So sad, but so true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C_ZvbBkzi0

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

A match made in heaven.

Now, I don't like either of these people but together I think they would be amazing. And this one time, Katy Perry leant on my as she walked past and apologised. Me 1 , Katy 0.

He likes women.
She is a woman.
He has brown hair.
She has brown hair.
She has kissed girls (apparently)
He has kissed plenty of girls.
He likes himself a lot.
She also likes herself a lot.

It will be perfect, I hope they are together for ever and they get married and have like a thousand babies.
No really, I think they are brilliant together so I wish them all the best but 50 bucks its over before the clocks go back.