Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Hate women.

There is lots of stuff that I hate about women.
There is lots of things that I love about them to and I think there are some great benefits to being one but then again, there is some sh*t that I hate so much and some women that totally let the side down, they should be d listed out and made to start their own team
There are the ones that read their boyfriend text's and go through his emails like a psycho, and then find out that he is cheating.
I hate those kinds of women
One of my best friends did this recently, really if you are looking for sh*t like this you are going to find it.
I also hate women who find out their boyfriend is cheating on them and they stay with them.
Really?
You can't find someone else to go out with, that you are happy to stay with someone that has been screwing around behind you back.
I suggest you dump him.
Again, a friend recently did this and is now pretending everything is ok...I give it 6 months.
But of all the women I hate.
I hate the ones who put their makeup on in public the most.
So I get the tube every morning.
It is a bad start to my day.
And often I will see women doing their make up.
Now, I don't just mean a bit of lippy or gloss.
But I mean the whole thing, a full face of make up.
Really, is this necessary?
Can you not do this in private?
This morning the woman opposite me did the works.
She started with concealer, then foundation, then powder.
Then eye shadow, eye liner, mascara, .
A bit more powder.
Some blush and some lipstick.
It was horrendous to watch.
dabbing and patting and brushing and applying it was really all a bit to much.
Think of the stupid faces you pull when putting your makeup on, now no one needs to see that shit at 8.30 on the tube!
Once I saw a woman curling her eyelashes before she put mascara on.
Really?
You are giving away all our secrets.
Do you not want to leave a little to the imagination, I guess not.
And the best bit, is that the woman form this morning did not look that great after she had slapped it all on, so what is the point of it all???
You are quite happy for everyone else to see you primp and pose and pull retarded face whilst you try to sort out your face.
Its to much.
I hate it.
Seriously, how long does it take, about 10 mins to do you face, you cant get up 10 mins earlier and do it at home?
Idiots.
Stupid women and their stupid make up in applying.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Yep, so I am the winner.

Got home last night to a letter...from BUCKINGHAM PALACE!!!
Yep.
I wrote to the Queen to sat congrats on the engagement of Will & Kate and I got a letter back.
It said, thanks very much for my letter and my best wishes etc.
Its on proper royal paper with a embossed stamp and everything.
Its amazing.
I bough tit in to work today for show and tell as no one believed I would get a letter back.
I showed them.
Me & the Queen are pen pals.


In other news.
My flatmate is a stupid racist.
She was crappy on last night about some drunk guy on the bus.
And mentioned about 20 times that he Japanese.
So I asked her how she knew he was Japanese and why did that have anything to do with it.
She said, oh I can tell he was, by the way he was acting.
What a douche.

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Famous people on the tube.

I love famous people.
Who doesn't?
Famous people doing non famous things are my favorite type of famous people though.
Red carpets, glitzy parties, that is their job.
The is nothing great about working.
I want famous people doing mundane day to day shit.
This morning, on the tube.
There was a really famous person.
He is a film director.
He has won an academy award.
So that makes him pretty famous.
and I was just watching his film on Saturday bight, so what a weird coincidence.
No now really noticed him.
He does looks like a normal bloke just getting the tube, writing in his note pad.
I wonder what he was writing?
Maybe a new film?
Maybe a new academy award winning film?
I loved today's tube ride more than ever.
I was hoping he would ask me to be in his next film.
He didn't.
Maybe he will ask me next time.
If I see him 3 times I will talk to him.
Cause then I have a story and a reason to say hello.
Amazing.

Friday, December 03, 2010

I said brrrr, its cold in here!!

Its snowing in London.
Which makes it freezing cold.
Like negative degress.
I pretty much hate it.
So I sit at my desk dreaming of Mexican holidays and pina coladas.
But, I have to get on with it.
So last night I went shopping for warm clothes
I bought socks, socks so think I had trouble getting my boots on.
I bought tops.
Lots of long sleeve tops.
And a jumper.
It is dead set the best jumper I have ever seen.
Its more like a blanket with sleeves.
It is massive and its Alpaca wool so so so warm and toasty and was a total bargain to, think they may of even priced it wrong...
It also has a mega naff winter pattern on it, with snowflakes and stars.
I have never been more cosy in my life.
So much so that this morning on the tube I had a bit of a nap and missed my stop so had to get off and go back 2 stops.
Idiot
But warm idiot.