Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Best not to say anything...or lie.

Example 1.

Last week I had a bad day, real bad day.
To fix this, I went shopping and bought myself a pair of lush new shoes.
Tan leather, cross over the toe, sling back heels.
Hot.
So my BF comes over and we go out for dinner.
On the way to dinner he ask's if they are new shoes.
I say yes, do you like them?
He says, no.
Excuse me?
He says, I don't not like them, I just don't like them as much as your other shoes.
Wow.
Thanks.
So my new shoes, I just bought, you don't like.
He tried to back peddle out of this one by saying how nice they are and that they looked great with what I was wearing blah blah blah.
That actually the more he looked at them the more he liked them.
Um, too little to late buddy.
But what can I do.
My BF did not like new shoes.
So I have decided to only wear these new shoes from now on when I am with him.
Saturday breakfast - new shoes.
Saturday night - new shoes still.
Sunday- still with the new shoes.
Seeing him tomorrow - will be wearing new shoes.
All the time, from now on, these are the only shoes I will wear.
I am sure he is getting the point here, I am presonally not sure what the point of this excercise is as I am a bit bored myself but I am clearly doing this out of spite.
But hopefully it will learn him that next time it is better to just lie and say he likes them.
I would prefer a lie anyday when it comes to stuff like this.
The only bonus to this is that I haave already broken them in so they are dead comfy already and also my cost per wear ratio is already practically making me money.
But 0 points to you BF.
0 points.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Hi...

Um...Hi.

So, feel a bit bad about the old blog, have kinda left it for a bit to long here.
Sort of like that time I bought a parsley plant at the supermarket instead of the packet parsley and then completely forgetting to water it and it died. I had the best of intentions but just sort of forgot about it for a while.

I have 2 idea's for awesome blogs that I am going to start in the winter, they are seasonal so once I have some stuff on there I will share but I will have to try to remeber to pay more attention to this one as I really like it still and 5 years on this blog still does what I wanted it to do.