Saturday, March 27, 2010

So this week has been rather good...

Went to a party and spent the night perving on David Gandy - was a hot piece of ass.
Got invited to a private 30 seconds to Mars gig, so will get to meet Jared Leto, just fainted typing that.
Got a new GHD hair straightener with a 40% discount, so will no have amazing hair every day.
Got a free ticket to Download festival.
My friend gave me a new MAC lipstick.
H&M have a new Autumn line and I got some lush dresses, one that I am wearing today, I did get told I look like a cake decoration buy whatevs It kind of a complement...no?
And the big one...I booked a ticket home for a visit 1st time in 3 1/2 years.
So, yep, good week. good times all around.
Now where is my BF, cause I have not seen him in ages and I will be honest, I miss him. Want to see his dork face now thanks.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Holy f**king Moly!!!

So cool sh*t comes and goes with my job, sometimes its a bountiful occupation other times its like a flipping desert storm has ripped across my desk.
But today, the heavens opened and the best thing that may have ever possibly happened to me in my life has happened.
I have been invited to a intimate gig at a radio station.
There is a band playing.
The band is 30 seconds to Mars.
The lead singer is JARED LETO!!!!!!
Oh dear goodness me!
I have no idea where to begin to describe how this makes me feel.
I have been to one of these gigs before and its basically 20 people in a room and the band.
So next Wednesday I will be less than 2 metres away form him.
This man is and has been for years in my top 3 of men of all time.
I may actually faint.
I love him as an actor, he is brilliant.
I love him in his band
You can not deny his hotness, he is hotter than the freaking sun.
No really, I could pass out form the excitement of it all.
I went to see his band a few years ago and they are great, mainly because of him.
I am taking my camera for shiz and I am talking to him, fact.
I am also not eating anything between now and I will go buy a new dress just for the occasion.
This could quite possibly be the best day of my life.

Next Wednesday, me and Jared Leto in the same room.

Help me now, the thought of this is just to much to bear.

Friday, March 19, 2010

News flash ladies...ROBERT PATTERSON IS NOT HOT!!!!


And no, I have not seen the Twilight movie or read the book but don't give me the vampires are hot crap cause honey, I am down with the neck biting and the staying up late but really, get a
grip.R Paz as he is called he in swinging London was at some movie premier last night for some rubbish new film he is in and he looked like this...




Um...what is hot about this?
He permanently looks stoned, he is so pale he is almost translucent, and his eyebrows are to far apart.
I don't get it.
I admit, I have liked some ugly men in my time and my taste in not to everyone's like, I like a tortured soul you see, which usually comes with a tortured face, its endearing.
But come on people, wake the hell up.
He is not hot!!

He looks odd and washed out, almost grey and his girlfriend, she is a stoner to.
Together, I bet they just sit around all day getting high and talking about how much pain they feel and the constant struggle they have between their soul and their emotions.

F**king ugly Robert Patterson, I am sick of his mug.
Get the hell out of my town.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Karma

Its a funny thing.

I would say I am a big believer in it, but that steams from guilt.
If I do something bad, I feel guilty, so I try not to be bad so then Karma does not come and get me.
I have had my fair share of ' I told you so' or 'serves you right' which I think are all Karma related.
So, last night, I get on the bus and there is a big fat juicy wallet on the floor.
I pick it up..don't even open it to take the cash that was bulging out and give it to the bus driver.
Now, that was one good dead.
I was pretty shattered after work so didn't really stop to think what else to do, I just did the good part of the option.
The bus was packed and heaps of people saw me do it, including two hobo's, seriously if they tried a little harder they would of seen it first, but they were to busy being smacked out junkies to notice. Fools.
Any way, I am now waiting for the Karma police to turn up at my desk.
I just spilt beetroot salad down my new dress so that sucks, and its not what I want.
I want good stuff to happen please.
Heaps of good stuff to come my way.
A new job perhaps, a winning lotto ticket. A free holiday. Any of these things I would like.
Come on Karma.
I am ready for you!

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Smoky goodness

There are many things I miss about Australia, and it was three years since I had left just the other day..time sure does fly past.

But I have said it before, the things I miss are simple and yesterday one of the things I miss the most I do not have to miss no more...I am a massive fan of smoked food.
Smoked Cheese, smoked wood flavours crisps, smoky anything and smoked flavoured tuna in a tin is one of my life's great pleasures.
I think about it all the time, I crave it like a pregnant lady and in an ideal world I would eat it about 4 times I week. Nearly every day when I think of lunch, I wish for a tin of smoked tuna.. Its healthy, tastes good and is cheep, what more do you want form a food!
So yesterday in the supermarket, I found what I think may be my saving grace..It is new and holy moly I bought a lot of it, I hope it tastes ok!
I was doing the usual, looking for anything smoked...come on surprise me London and have some smoked fish and then BAM! There is was!
If this is the answer, I am going back down to the Tescos and I am buying the whole stores supply.
Now, If I can just find, a peppermint crisp, a cheery ripe, pumpkin soup and a big ol box of cheezels I will be the happiest Australian this side of Oxford Street.

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Doctors

Oh the doctors, how I hate you.
Why do you make me wait in your waiting room of death.
With old people that smell like wee and men with there ass hanging out.
I don't understand why I bother to make an appointment. I am here and ment to see the doctor at 10.45 it is now 10 past 11.
Whats the freaking hold up?
Is my time not important, cause news flash..it is!
I got a heap of shit I need to do today and I defo dont need to be sittng here waiting on a freaking doctor.
Why is that woman making that noise and why is she wearinng a bath towel on her head?
I guess you are sick and yes you are old but come on, we are in public. Act appropriatly please, and leave the towel at home.
And the guy next to me, does he not realise that his tapping his foot i can feel? We are on seats that are conected, of course i can feel it. If i wanted to feel it, i would tap my own foot.
Man, I hate waiting.
I would rather be doing a thousand and three other things than be waiting here.
Im going to Barcelona tomorrow but at this rate I wont get to go as ill still be sitting here waiting.
Waiting for my 10.45 appointment and its now 20 past 11.
Should I say something. Whats the point, they can't go any faster.
Stupid doctors and their shit time keeping.
A guy just went it who got here after me! What a freaking joke!
Im getting a new doctor for sure, one who can keep time. If i was 35 mins late im sure they wouldnt see me! Jerks, the lot of them. And to think of the diseases i have caught whilst waiting here.
Ill give it another 5 mins then im leaving, fact. If i die ill sie them, or some one else can, for leeping me waiting.
I am done. Freaking done.