Many things I wonder...

What would I look like if I had red eyebrows like my red hair?

Why do my jeans always go baggy around the knees?

Why does my bf dress like its the 90's still?

When will win the lottery so I can quit my ass job?

Who goes to my work toilet and does not flush?

So many questions...

Day time TV sucks.

I had yesterday off work.
Had some weird feeling like I was going to spew all day so went home to bed and slept, only way to cure things I think.
I also, watched some day time TV.
Man, there really is crap on during the day.
I hate my job that is for sure but its a bit better than staying home and watching day time TV, there is seriously nothing on!
Until...6pm
And The Simpson's is on
It was the ep where Marge get a new Car, the Canyonero...it a big 4 x 4 and she gets road rage blah blah blah..
The highlight for me was Bart, who was in the kitchen with Lisa and goes ' hey Lisa, guess who I am ?'
And he pulls out a chicken skin, and steps into it like a pair of pants and goes ' I'm Baron Von Chicken Pants'
Its killed me, I was in tears, crying with laughter.
Baron Von Chicken Pants
It is to funny.
I am still laughing about it now.
Little Bart, in a chicken skin, as a Chicken Pants.
Kills me, just kills me.
The only good thing about being sick is Bart Simpson in a chicken skin.

Blue dress

I have a blue dress that I LOVE!
It was cheap and its awesome, I have worn it twice now both times I have had interesting feedback.
First outing I got a few comments, the best being told I looked like a cake decoration...hmmm.
Cake is not really the look I want.
Today I am again wearing the dress, BF thinks its 'pretty' not sure I want to be pretty, but then a guy at work asked me if I was pregnant.
Now, this could of been a joke, but it didn't go down like a joke.
So thanks, i will never wear the dress again..
What a jerk, pregnant, so what if it is a bit flowy and billowing?
Its spring, you are meant to weary flowy dresses aren't you?
Come to think of it I was offered a seat this morning on a really packed tube so maybe this could be a blessing in disguise.

Best day of my life so far...

So yesterday....
I was in the same room as Jared Leto.
We breathed the same air.
I went to a radio showcase thing though work and watched him and his band play some songs.
To say he is hot is the freaking understatement of the century.
This man exudes sex appeal.
He is lush.
The hair, the smile, the voice.
Oh.my.goodness.
I am still coming to terms with it.
And when he left he said see y'all soon..
So I said...at Download ( this festival they are playing that I am going to)
Then he says..yes, see you at Download, rock on.
Oh my god.
I died.
So technically, its a date.
I am dating Jared Leto.
I am done.
Life is complete.
So so complete.
Jared for ever.