a Letter to my ex boyfriend

Dear ex boyfriend,

Why did you send me a Christmas card?
I don't understand you...
We broke up, you acted like a child and then you send me a Christmas card.
Why?
Do you think it will make me want to be with you again, cause the answer to that question is definitely ...NO
Why did you put a voucher from your shop in the card?
Do you really think Ill ever come into your shop?
Of course, I like free sh*t, everyone does but there is no way in hell I will ever come into your shop, cause..news flash... you will be there!
Seriously, you are weird.
And also, this really pisses me off because I like to have the last word and now you have done this, it is like you are having the last word.
I hate you.
Your a jerk.

Me
x

My Boss.

I am in two minds about my boss.
Sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him.
Today I love him.
I sit directly opposite him, and at times I want to stab him. He is loud, he swears, he is yelling, talks to everyone and can be mega annoying.
But the benefit of sitting opposite him is that he gets a lot of presents from various media owners (bribes basically) and if he gets something he does not want, or want for his wife then I get it.
There have been numerous bottles of champagne and today was a corker..I £100 voucher for ASOS! Woop freaking woop!!
I am going for boots, new leather boots or maybe a jacket, a wool coat for winter.
This is ace.
He is defo in my good books today, my boss. Who today I love, last week I could not stand but today is brilliant.

Also, I would like to give a shout out to my new friend who I will call Joe. He thinks he can search the internet and find my blog..good luck to him.
But my dear Joe, if by some stroke of luck you have managed to find me, then well done I will buy you a drink to celebrate and I'd take this opportunity to tell you that I think your awesome.

x

Done.

I am slowing dying from a hang over.
That free bar gets me every time.
I can only speak in short sentences.
Last night, my boss made out with the receptionist.
I feel special.
And not in a good way.

Snow sucks

It is snowing right now.
I am at my desk and I can see snow.
It is nice I guess, its winter and it makes it feel wintery...but really...I am wearing Jimmy Choos and they don't work in the snow.
What am I supposed to do.
I cant go outside in them, I can't risk getting them ruined and wet.
I will have to take them off and go out in my socks with no shoes.
Id rather get frost bite that ruin these shoes.
Stupid snow, making my footwear seem impracticable when they are so hot and sexy.

Mexico = best holday ever

I am reluctantly back form Mexico after a week of sun and tropical good times.
Nothing like 30 degrees days and good friends to make you have a brilliant holiday.
There was a wedding to attend and it was beautiful, I cried a bit but hid it behind dark glasses and a hat and I think beach weddings are the way forward, no need to worry about your feet getting sore in high heels, if its on the beach, no shoes required!
We stayed is a lush resort with a bath tub that I nearly drowned in after a few to many Pina Colades and then stayed is a sweet Cabana right on the beach.
I ate more Guacomole that is probably advisable and the lose jeans I wore over where a snug fit when I put them back on when I landed in Gatwick which was shitty and cold and raining and not very welcoming.

Below is a summary of the weeks events:

Hours slept on plane over when sitting next to a screaming child - 0
Pina Colades drunk whilst is a pool - 5
Pina Colades drunk whilst not in a pool - to many to count
Norwegian kite surfers that my room mate went skinny dipping with - 1
Times that someone tried to buy drugs that turned out to be washing powder - 2
Times that a child vomited and got me a little - 1
Hangovers - 1 bad one and two mild ones
Times we took our clothes off and went dancing in the rain - 1 (with out the clothes taking off bit)
Men skinny dippy at the wedding reception - 1
Tears at wedding ceremony - heaps
Times we heard La Bamba - to many to count
1st time ever in my life that I ordered lobster - 1
Piñatas of Santa that the children beat the crap out of - 1
Weddings - 1
Birthdays - 1

Was muchos funnos (that is Mexican) and I want to go back , stat. La Vida Loco is the only way to live, that Ricky was defo on to something.