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You know how my flatmate was a f**king retard?
Well, guess what?
She still is.
So we need some repairs done to our house, its a bit old and falling apart etc.
So this week I organise a builder to come and fix it etc, so I email my 2 flatmates and tell them this and tell them that the builder is coming on Friday at 7.30am.
This is the important fact, as the builders will mainly be in the bathroom. so my email to the flatmates pretty much said:
'Don't be in the bathroom after 7.30 as the builders need to fix t and do stuff in there ''
Pretty straight forward right?
So I emailed flatmates again yesterday just as a reminder.
My alarm goes off this morning.
I get up, have a shower.
It is before 7.30
The builders knocks on the door and Ilet them in, and guess what happens?
Idiot face gets up and goes ' Oh I need the bathroom'.
I take a deep breath.
What?
She goes 'Oh , I really need to have a shower'.
Um, hello!
Builders are here now!!!
Like I said in my email that they would be here.
The mail that I sent you twice!
F**k sake, what else do I need to do for this woman!!
So the builders say, they are just quoting so wont be long etc.
So I take them to the bathroom and show them what needs doing etc.
And old dosey bones just stands there looking at us, waiting for us to be out of the bathroom so she can use it.
To be honest, I did talk more than I need to and kept them longer than necessary, I did this totally on purpose.
Then she somehow goes away, back to her room.
The builders leave.
Then half an hour later I leave for work.
Ad she cones out if her her room and says...
Oh are the builders gone?
I couldn't actually say anything.
I just looked at her and left.