Winning Rocks!!

I entered some comp in a mag, where I just had to email and I don't really remember but I won!!
So I get a night in the Mayfair hotel which is mega mega fancy, then we get a pamper is the spa bit, then drinks reception and a private movie screening and champagne breakfast.
So lush.
Think I may jack off the movie screening and just hang in my mega posh hotel room and swim in the pool and drink champagne.
Love winning a competition, today was a good day.

left left right.

I have a problem and have no idea how to fix it.
It is basically driving me both mental and broke.
So, I wear shoes, most people do. All kinds of shoes and I have to always gets them re soled and re heeled which is annoying and expensive but I wear them out, maybe cause I walk lots of places in them.
My day to day shoes can wear out in like 6 weeks, its real annoying.
The thing that bugs me though is that the left shoe always wears out before the right.
Why is this?
Am I fatter more on the left side of my body?
I don't get it..
Cause for ever step I take with my left, I take one with my right so it cant be uneven.
Its not like I am going left, left, right.
Why does this happen?
And the guy at the shoe shop knows it to.
Granted I get a discount cause I take so many pairs of shoes to him but has noticed that its the left that goes before the right and this is costing me way to much.
One of my life mysteries...

How things change..

Never in my life would I think I would find myself writing the following in an email to a friend
''I just realised I cant do next Wednesday.....I go to the gym now on Wednesdays and don't want to miss my class''

Wow, who am I ??

So I joined up at the gym to do their boxing class, and man it is hard work.
Running, boxing, kicking, squatting, more running, sit ups, push ups, weird body dips and more running and boxing at the same time.
It is exhausting just thinking about it and the sweat. There is so much sweat.
I swear the instructor loses about 4 litres of body sweat as he gets so worked up with yelling at us and telling us what to do.
Part of me is like...who the hell are you to yell at me..oh that's right.. I am paying you to do that, so carry on.
But basically, I now like nothing more than punishing myself by doing an hour of hard core boxing class but you know what, after 3 weeks I already feel better and considering that I have to get into a bikini in 3 weeks its a god idea that I skip that cake and go to my class.

My flatmate is an a**hole # 476539

So I ran out of toothpaste the other day, toothpaste costs about 50p a tube, so I used my flatmates...twice. So that would of been about 0.13p worth of toothpaste.
The next morning I go to brush my teeth again and use her toothpaste and she has taken it away.
Are you freaking serious?
She had moved it to her shelf instead of leaving in on the sink where the toothpaste always lives.
What an a**hole
It is tooth paste, its not gold!
I used it twice, its not the end of the freaking world you stupid selfish only child who can't share!!!
I was so close to getting her tooth brush and flushing it in the toilet or getting her toothpaste and taking the lid off and spitting in it.
What a stupid woman she is, I can not put into words how much I hate her and everything she does.
And she wonders why she has no friends and can't get a man...um... maybe cause you act like a complete retard, it's just a thought!!